on the internet:
in real life:
Life should be: A true marvel..
Can we just have every superhero react like that?
"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"
"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?"
"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"
Someone should just cut it off and run
OH MY GAWDDDDD
Feel this too deeply
if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest
so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter